Nipples In The Desert
In the old days, before nipples were prolific on the video screen, they still liked busty girls, but they would just put them in tight sweaters, and let their eyes do the seducing.
TMC threw some old Van Heflin flick on the screen tonight. Described as being in Afrique d'Nord, after a moment or two I wondered if it would take me back to Tunisia. And then there I was transported. Of course it was some world 23 years before I was there, but there were vague recollections, and lost conjectures...
Van apparently was having some tax problems that made it beneficial for him to make movies outside the USA; or so says WInona Ryder.
The movie is some sad precursor to Indiana Jones, as archeologists and treasure hunters search for a lost golden mask. And yet, there it is: toonsie. And I'm sure I've visited the ruins, and well, the rolling hills look familiar.
Van Heflin could be Indiana Jones if he were Harrison Ford, but alas he's rather inept. And there's some real strangeness as there's a love interest that's actually engaged to someone else, someone else who's rather a wet rag, or ... hard to say, but at least sans passion.
In any event, at one moment in the filming in the ruins that I'm sure I visited, but forget, the tight sweater is quite tight, and the young lady's nipples are clearly impressed thereon... In the old days, that's how they did things.
TMC threw some old Van Heflin flick on the screen tonight. Described as being in Afrique d'Nord, after a moment or two I wondered if it would take me back to Tunisia. And then there I was transported. Of course it was some world 23 years before I was there, but there were vague recollections, and lost conjectures...
Van apparently was having some tax problems that made it beneficial for him to make movies outside the USA; or so says WInona Ryder.
The movie is some sad precursor to Indiana Jones, as archeologists and treasure hunters search for a lost golden mask. And yet, there it is: toonsie. And I'm sure I've visited the ruins, and well, the rolling hills look familiar.
Van Heflin could be Indiana Jones if he were Harrison Ford, but alas he's rather inept. And there's some real strangeness as there's a love interest that's actually engaged to someone else, someone else who's rather a wet rag, or ... hard to say, but at least sans passion.
In any event, at one moment in the filming in the ruins that I'm sure I visited, but forget, the tight sweater is quite tight, and the young lady's nipples are clearly impressed thereon... In the old days, that's how they did things.
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